A woman went to see her therapist, who was also a woman. “I have a problem,” she began. “Yes?” the therapist said, in that way that therapists do. “It’s my husband,” the woman said. “I don’t see your husband here,” said the woman. “He’s not here,” said the woman. “Where is your problem?” asked the therapist. “In my mind,” the woman said, and suddenly realized highest perfect enlightenment.